I forget if I already did one of these...Oh well. Carpe Diem! Some of these only make sense if you've seen the deleted scenes...

YKYLDPSTMW....
(You Know You Love DPS Too Much When...)

~You consider spontaneous, ad-libbed poetry a turn on.
~YAWP becomes an adjective.
~You can recite Neil's version of the Four Pillars.
~Crowns made of twigs become your new favorite accessory.
~You start giving your friends desk sets and other aerodynamic objects for their birthday.
~You are strongly opposed to keeping firearms in homes with teenagers.
~Your idea of flirting is stealing the object of your affection's notebook.
~You get at least a little bit sad when it snows.
~T-docks make you squee.
~You prefer the saxophone to the clarinet. (It's more...sonorous.)
~You wish we could fully understand what a Thigh Man is.
~You understand that a phone call from God is only daring if it's collect.
~You're completely exhausted after watching the movie from all the laughing, crying, and general squealing.
~You die a little inside every time you watch that deleted scene where Todd tries to switch from soccer to rowing.
~You use terms like “brown nosing” and “bootlicking” whenever the opportunity arises.
~You've read the Revised Third.
~You've read the Revised Third and can tell the difference between Revised Third Neil and final script Neil.
~You know the desk set scene by heart.
~The fact that Robert Sean Leonard and Ethan Hawke are close in real life makes you indescribably happy.
~You've taken to standing on random pieces of furniture to be constantly looking at things in a different way.
~You fully appreciate the last 20 minutes of the movie and why they were necessary, but still wish with all your heart that it didn't have to happen.
~You've taken to eating with your opposite hand in an attempt to break the mold.
~The transcendentalists are your new homies.
~You know where the YAWP quote comes from.
~You've decided that if you ever do become a stripper, your name will be Nuwanda.
~The title of this list makes NO sense to you. How can you possibly love it TOO much?

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(Ohmigod, you guys! I'm JET LAGGED! I dell asleep at 7 and woke up at like 4 am!)